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Post by [EoM]MIU on May 25, 2006 12:46:18 GMT -5
your moms so stank she made right guard turn left and secret told on her
ur moms so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
ur moms so stupid she locked her self in the bathroom and pissed in her pants
ur moms so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure lol hhahhahha
ur moms so poor when i went to her house the rat triped me and the roach took my wallet
your moms so fat she eats wheat thicks
your moms so fat she falls outa both sides of the bed
your moms so old her social security number is 1
your moms so stank she made right guard turn left and secret told on her
your moms so ugly she walks around with a sign that says "will cover face for food"
your mama's so greasy, she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair...
ya mama so ugly yo daddy dont wana leave the house coz he scared to kiss her good bye
Your momma islike a christmas tree, Everybody hangs their balls on her!
Your momma islike a bus, give her 75 cents and get on for the ride!
Your momma's so fat, she wore a Malcom X shirt and a helicopter landed on it
Your momma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows
Your momma's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered and thrown in the gutter
Your moms like a bad internet connection. She's always down, and everyones trying to get on
Your momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it
Your momma's so crosseyed last time I fucked her she thought it was a three-some.
Your mommas teeth are so rotten whenever she smiles niggas be yellin DOMINOE!!!
Your momma got a glass leg, bitch uses windex as lotion.
You didn't even have a momma, you go two gay daddies and a chemistry set.
Your momma's breath is so bad, everytime she opens her mouth she's talking shit.
Your momma's so fat, she uses a matress as a maxi pad.
Your momma is so nasty, when she goes to the beach she leaves a ring around the ocean.
Your momma's glasses are so thick, the bitch can see the future.
ya moma so nasty she invited my over for dinner when i got ther she hope upon the table spred her legs and was like all u can eat crabs
YO MAMA GOT CRABS SO BIG THAT RED LOBSTER TRYED TO CATCH EM
Yo momma so stupid, she had to climb over an invisiable fence to see wat's on the other side
your momma's greasy she sweats crisco
your moms so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo momma so fat that when she walked by the TV I missed three commercials.
Yo momma so dumb that she jumped off the table and missed the floor
Yo mommas so fat that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo momma so dumb she got fired from the m and m's factory for throwing away all the w's.
Yo momma so bald I could look at her head and read her mind.
Yo mom is like the town bike. Everybody gets a ride.
yo mama is so fat she went to KFC and asked for the bucket on the roof.
yo mama is so stupid she puts cheese by her computer to feed the mouse.
ur moms so fat she got in the bath tub and the toilet overflowed
Your Mama's so Nasty, when she does the splits, she sticks to the floor
your mom is like a parking garage everyone just slides right in one after another...lol
ur mom so hairy the filmed gorillaz in the mist in her shower
ur mom is so hairy u got rug burn when u where born
ur mom is like a gum ball machine 25 cents a blow
ur mom is like a lamp even little kids turn her on
yo moma so fat she steped on a quater and a buger popped out his nose
yo moma so ugly the monkeys ran from her at the zoo
yo moma is like a marry go round every kid gets a turn
your mommas like a new bike in the ghetto everyone wants to ride
your mommas so trashy she dont get crabs any more she gets fuckin rats
yo mammas so fat, tha only thing stopping her from jenny cregg is tha door.
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.
Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meat in her
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!
Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"
ya mom is so fat last time she saw some breats was in a bucket of kfc
Your mom is so fat....George Lucas based his Jabba the Hut character on her.
yo mama is lyk a doornob---every 1 gets a turn
yo mama so old---when she trys 2 breast feed, its powdered milk
ur mom is so hairy king kong is taken pics of her
ur mom is so stupid she triped over the cord on a cordless phone
ur mom is like a shotgun 2 cocks and she blows
ur mom is so fat she wore a red shirt and everyone called her the kool-aid man
ur mom is so fat she wore a shirt that had a H on it and a helichopter
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
yo mama so fat, stupid, and clumsy she was on her way to walmart, tripped over kmart, and landed right on target.
yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a box down the street and asked her what she was doin? she replied movin'
yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hrs to watch 60mins
yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued
yo mama so fat she went to the doctors and the nuirse asked her to write down her weight on a piece of paper..when she handed the paper back the nurse said miss i asked fa ur weight not ur fone numba.
yo mama so fat she stepped outside saw a skool bus fulla white kids and yelled stop that twinkie!!
yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she sits "around the house"
yo mama so poor she goes to KFC and licks otha pplz fingers
Ya momma's so hairy when she puts on panyhose she looks like a cactus
YO FAT HOOKER MOM IS SO FUCKING UGLY THAT I GO DOWN TOWN AND TAKE HER TO A MOTEL AND SHE HAS TO PAY ME
Your moms so PATHETIC she doesnt have a Valentine, in fact neither do YOU!
Yo mama is so stupid at the supermarket when she saw a "wet floor" sign he pulled down her panties and took a piss.
Yo mama is so fat when she wore yellow the kids tried to board her after school.
Yo mama is so nasty when she took off her panties it sounded like velcro.
Yo mama is so ugly she had to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama is so ugly she couldn't get a date off a calendar.
Yo mama is so ugly it looks like her neck threw up something.
aight, imma bust yo mama down so far she gone need a parachute ta jump off a peice of toiletpaper...
ur mom so fat, she walk in wallmart in stelletos walk out in flip flops
ur mom so fat she made richard simmons retire
ur mom so fat her purse is the fridge
ur mom so hairy, when yoou and your brother were born they thought you were the super mario brothers
ur mom so fat, she choke at mcdonalds and the kids were like "BARNEY!!!!"
ur mom so fat, Shaggy seen her nekkid and was like "Awwww hell naw!!!"
ur mom so fat she make Madrox look anorexic
ur mom such a whore she go to a eatin compition, spread her legs and yell "GO FOR THE GOLD BOYS!!!!"
ur mom so poor and fat, she go to a trailer dealer, looked at the double wide, and said "that one's got my name all over it!"
ur mom so nasty, i need a jeep and a spotlight ta eat er out
ur mom so fat she shit chicken nuggets
ur mom so fat, i aint gotta do nothin when fuckin her, slap the thigh and ride the wave
yo momma so hairy it looks like she got chewbacca in a leg lock
yo momma so fat she went to a hotel asked for a water bed so they put a blanket over the ocean
i caught ur momma goin thru my fridge again tell her if shes guna screw the cucumbers to at least shave
Yo mama so fat she wears a red t-shirt and kids follow her yelling "Hey Kool-aid Man!"
Yo mama so fat she use a VCR for a pager
Yo momma's so fat she wanted to fly so they stamped goodyear on her ass and put her out on the runway
Yo momma's so stupid she ran into a parked car
Your momma's so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing we are family
Your momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a money return
Your momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Your mom's like a screen door the more you bang her the looser she gets
Your momma's so fat she looks like the state puff marshmellow man on steriods
Your momma's so stupid she invented fire proof matches
Your momma's so stupid she invented a solar powered flashlight
Your momma's so fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book
Your momma's so fat she has more rolls then a bakery
You momma's so dumb she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
YO MOMMAS SO DUMB SHE TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST AND GOT A D-
Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
your mommas so ugly the paper bag said fuk this when i put it on her head
yo mommas so dumb she flunked out speacial needs class, stole the lil yellow bus and reversed into the cafiteria so she could steal mini milk cartons
yo mama is so fat you have to take a train and two busses to get on her good side
yo mama is so ugly i went to fuck her and my dick grew legs and ran away.
yo mama is so fat when her pager goes people think she is backing up.
yo mama is so dumb she thought the english channel was paid cable
yo mama is so poor she had to put cheese on layaway at buger king
yo mama is so ugly the doctor slaped her instead of u for being so ugly.
YOUR MAMMA LIKE A DOOR KNOB EVERY ONE GETS A TURN
YOUR MAMMA LIKE A BIKE EVERY ONE GETS A RIDE
YO MOM IS SO FAT, WHEN SHE JUMPED IN THE OCEAN, THE WHALES STARTED SINGING "WE ARE FAMILY, YOU ARE REALLY FATTER THAN ME!! WE ARE FAMILY, YO FAT ASS TAKES UP THE FUCKIN SEA, SEA!!!!
YO MOM IS SO UGLY, THEY FILMED GORILLAZ IN THE MIST IN HER SHOWER.
YO MOM IS SO POOR, SHE WAS KICKIN A CAN AROUND TOWN, AND WHEN A MAN ASKED HER WHAT SHE WASW DOING, SHE SAID MOVING.
YO MOM IS SO POOR, SHE WAS DIGGIN IN A TRASH CAN, A MAN ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS DOIN, SHE SAID SHOPPIN FOR GROCERRIES.
YO MOM IS SO OLD, SHE FELT A PAIN IN HER CHEST, LOOKED DOWN, AND SHE HAD STEPPED ON HER TITTY.
YO MOM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE STEPED ON A SCALE IT SAID TO BE CONTINUED.................................
yo mommas so god dam old, they had to carbon date her overies before she droped ur ugly ass
yo moma is so dam ugly she makes blind kids cry
"Your momma's pussy is so nasty, they make people eat it on Fear Factor"
ur moms so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
ur moms so stupid she locked her self in the bathroom and pissed in her pants
ur moms so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure lol hhahhahha
ur moms so poor when i went to her house the rat triped me and the roach took my wallet
your moms so fat she eats wheat thicks
your moms so fat she falls outa both sides of the bed
your moms so old her social security number is 1
your moms so stank she made right guard turn left and secret told on her
your moms so ugly she walks around with a sign that says "will cover face for food"
your mama's so greasy, she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair...
ya mama so ugly yo daddy dont wana leave the house coz he scared to kiss her good bye
Your momma islike a christmas tree, Everybody hangs their balls on her!
Your momma islike a bus, give her 75 cents and get on for the ride!
Your momma's so fat, she wore a Malcom X shirt and a helicopter landed on it
Your momma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows
Your momma's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered and thrown in the gutter
Your moms like a bad internet connection. She's always down, and everyones trying to get on
Your momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it
Your momma's so crosseyed last time I fucked her she thought it was a three-some.
Your mommas teeth are so rotten whenever she smiles niggas be yellin DOMINOE!!!
Your momma got a glass leg, bitch uses windex as lotion.
You didn't even have a momma, you go two gay daddies and a chemistry set.
Your momma's breath is so bad, everytime she opens her mouth she's talking shit.
Your momma's so fat, she uses a matress as a maxi pad.
Your momma is so nasty, when she goes to the beach she leaves a ring around the ocean.
Your momma's glasses are so thick, the bitch can see the future.
ya moma so nasty she invited my over for dinner when i got ther she hope upon the table spred her legs and was like all u can eat crabs
YO MAMA GOT CRABS SO BIG THAT RED LOBSTER TRYED TO CATCH EM
Yo momma so stupid, she had to climb over an invisiable fence to see wat's on the other side
your momma's greasy she sweats crisco
your moms so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo momma so fat that when she walked by the TV I missed three commercials.
Yo momma so dumb that she jumped off the table and missed the floor
Yo mommas so fat that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo momma so dumb she got fired from the m and m's factory for throwing away all the w's.
Yo momma so bald I could look at her head and read her mind.
Yo mom is like the town bike. Everybody gets a ride.
yo mama is so fat she went to KFC and asked for the bucket on the roof.
yo mama is so stupid she puts cheese by her computer to feed the mouse.
ur moms so fat she got in the bath tub and the toilet overflowed
Your Mama's so Nasty, when she does the splits, she sticks to the floor
your mom is like a parking garage everyone just slides right in one after another...lol
ur mom so hairy the filmed gorillaz in the mist in her shower
ur mom is so hairy u got rug burn when u where born
ur mom is like a gum ball machine 25 cents a blow
ur mom is like a lamp even little kids turn her on
yo moma so fat she steped on a quater and a buger popped out his nose
yo moma so ugly the monkeys ran from her at the zoo
yo moma is like a marry go round every kid gets a turn
your mommas like a new bike in the ghetto everyone wants to ride
your mommas so trashy she dont get crabs any more she gets fuckin rats
yo mammas so fat, tha only thing stopping her from jenny cregg is tha door.
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.
Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meat in her
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!
Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"
ya mom is so fat last time she saw some breats was in a bucket of kfc
Your mom is so fat....George Lucas based his Jabba the Hut character on her.
yo mama is lyk a doornob---every 1 gets a turn
yo mama so old---when she trys 2 breast feed, its powdered milk
ur mom is so hairy king kong is taken pics of her
ur mom is so stupid she triped over the cord on a cordless phone
ur mom is like a shotgun 2 cocks and she blows
ur mom is so fat she wore a red shirt and everyone called her the kool-aid man
ur mom is so fat she wore a shirt that had a H on it and a helichopter
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
yo mama so fat, stupid, and clumsy she was on her way to walmart, tripped over kmart, and landed right on target.
yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a box down the street and asked her what she was doin? she replied movin'
yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hrs to watch 60mins
yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued
yo mama so fat she went to the doctors and the nuirse asked her to write down her weight on a piece of paper..when she handed the paper back the nurse said miss i asked fa ur weight not ur fone numba.
yo mama so fat she stepped outside saw a skool bus fulla white kids and yelled stop that twinkie!!
yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she sits "around the house"
yo mama so poor she goes to KFC and licks otha pplz fingers
Ya momma's so hairy when she puts on panyhose she looks like a cactus
YO FAT HOOKER MOM IS SO FUCKING UGLY THAT I GO DOWN TOWN AND TAKE HER TO A MOTEL AND SHE HAS TO PAY ME
Your moms so PATHETIC she doesnt have a Valentine, in fact neither do YOU!
Yo mama is so stupid at the supermarket when she saw a "wet floor" sign he pulled down her panties and took a piss.
Yo mama is so fat when she wore yellow the kids tried to board her after school.
Yo mama is so nasty when she took off her panties it sounded like velcro.
Yo mama is so ugly she had to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama is so ugly she couldn't get a date off a calendar.
Yo mama is so ugly it looks like her neck threw up something.
aight, imma bust yo mama down so far she gone need a parachute ta jump off a peice of toiletpaper...
ur mom so fat, she walk in wallmart in stelletos walk out in flip flops
ur mom so fat she made richard simmons retire
ur mom so fat her purse is the fridge
ur mom so hairy, when yoou and your brother were born they thought you were the super mario brothers
ur mom so fat, she choke at mcdonalds and the kids were like "BARNEY!!!!"
ur mom so fat, Shaggy seen her nekkid and was like "Awwww hell naw!!!"
ur mom so fat she make Madrox look anorexic
ur mom such a whore she go to a eatin compition, spread her legs and yell "GO FOR THE GOLD BOYS!!!!"
ur mom so poor and fat, she go to a trailer dealer, looked at the double wide, and said "that one's got my name all over it!"
ur mom so nasty, i need a jeep and a spotlight ta eat er out
ur mom so fat she shit chicken nuggets
ur mom so fat, i aint gotta do nothin when fuckin her, slap the thigh and ride the wave
yo momma so hairy it looks like she got chewbacca in a leg lock
yo momma so fat she went to a hotel asked for a water bed so they put a blanket over the ocean
i caught ur momma goin thru my fridge again tell her if shes guna screw the cucumbers to at least shave
Yo mama so fat she wears a red t-shirt and kids follow her yelling "Hey Kool-aid Man!"
Yo mama so fat she use a VCR for a pager
Yo momma's so fat she wanted to fly so they stamped goodyear on her ass and put her out on the runway
Yo momma's so stupid she ran into a parked car
Your momma's so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing we are family
Your momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a money return
Your momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Your mom's like a screen door the more you bang her the looser she gets
Your momma's so fat she looks like the state puff marshmellow man on steriods
Your momma's so stupid she invented fire proof matches
Your momma's so stupid she invented a solar powered flashlight
Your momma's so fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book
Your momma's so fat she has more rolls then a bakery
You momma's so dumb she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
YO MOMMAS SO DUMB SHE TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST AND GOT A D-
Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
your mommas so ugly the paper bag said fuk this when i put it on her head
yo mommas so dumb she flunked out speacial needs class, stole the lil yellow bus and reversed into the cafiteria so she could steal mini milk cartons
yo mama is so fat you have to take a train and two busses to get on her good side
yo mama is so ugly i went to fuck her and my dick grew legs and ran away.
yo mama is so fat when her pager goes people think she is backing up.
yo mama is so dumb she thought the english channel was paid cable
yo mama is so poor she had to put cheese on layaway at buger king
yo mama is so ugly the doctor slaped her instead of u for being so ugly.
YOUR MAMMA LIKE A DOOR KNOB EVERY ONE GETS A TURN
YOUR MAMMA LIKE A BIKE EVERY ONE GETS A RIDE
YO MOM IS SO FAT, WHEN SHE JUMPED IN THE OCEAN, THE WHALES STARTED SINGING "WE ARE FAMILY, YOU ARE REALLY FATTER THAN ME!! WE ARE FAMILY, YO FAT ASS TAKES UP THE FUCKIN SEA, SEA!!!!
YO MOM IS SO UGLY, THEY FILMED GORILLAZ IN THE MIST IN HER SHOWER.
YO MOM IS SO POOR, SHE WAS KICKIN A CAN AROUND TOWN, AND WHEN A MAN ASKED HER WHAT SHE WASW DOING, SHE SAID MOVING.
YO MOM IS SO POOR, SHE WAS DIGGIN IN A TRASH CAN, A MAN ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS DOIN, SHE SAID SHOPPIN FOR GROCERRIES.
YO MOM IS SO OLD, SHE FELT A PAIN IN HER CHEST, LOOKED DOWN, AND SHE HAD STEPPED ON HER TITTY.
YO MOM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE STEPED ON A SCALE IT SAID TO BE CONTINUED.................................
yo mommas so god dam old, they had to carbon date her overies before she droped ur ugly ass
yo moma is so dam ugly she makes blind kids cry
"Your momma's pussy is so nasty, they make people eat it on Fear Factor"