Post by Yuk YuK on May 19, 2006 4:22:19 GMT -5
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said,"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.
" The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front
door with a suitcase. So he asked,"Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him,"I was walking past your room last night & heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!"
father said,"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.
" The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front
door with a suitcase. So he asked,"Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him,"I was walking past your room last night & heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!"
