Post by Yuk YuK on Mar 22, 2006 6:13:41 GMT -5
Bubba and Clem
One day, Clem was walking down Main Street when he
saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba
pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"
"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.
"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya,
but a new truck?"
"Well, Clem, let me tell you what happened.
We were driving o ut on County Road 6,
in the middle of nowhere.
Bobby Sue pulled off the road,
put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.
She parked the truck, got out,
threw off all her clothes and said,
'Bubba, take whatever you want'.
"Bubba, you're a smart man!.
Them clothes woulda never fit you!"
One day, Clem was walking down Main Street when he
saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba
pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"
"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.
"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya,
but a new truck?"
"Well, Clem, let me tell you what happened.
We were driving o ut on County Road 6,
in the middle of nowhere.
Bobby Sue pulled off the road,
put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.
She parked the truck, got out,
threw off all her clothes and said,
'Bubba, take whatever you want'.
"Bubba, you're a smart man!.
Them clothes woulda never fit you!"
