370HSSV-0773H

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After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive", Osama Himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a letter in his own handwriting to Let him know he was still in the game. Kennedy opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of Coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Kennedy was baffled, so he e-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his Aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled back with this reply:"Tell the FBI that Kennedy's holding the message upside down."


Subject: Gender?


You may not know this but many non-living
things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they
hold everything in, but you can see right through
them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once
turned off; it takes a while to warm them up
again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald.


4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because,
to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire
under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're
soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's
always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the
same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over
time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't
changed much over the last 5,000 years, but
it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You
thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider
this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to
push, he keeps trying!

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