Post by Yuk YuK on Mar 13, 2006 6:34:07 GMT -5
2 woman
Two friends,are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where one happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says,"Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."
The other looks quizzically at her and says,"Don't you
like getting flowers?"
"I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
"Don't you have a vase?"
Two friends,are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where one happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says,"Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."
The other looks quizzically at her and says,"Don't you
like getting flowers?"
"I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
"Don't you have a vase?"