Post by Yuk YuK on Mar 9, 2006 8:17:36 GMT -5
New Jersey Women
Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had set their new wives straight on their duties.
The first man had married a woman from Maryland
And bragged that he had told his wife she was
going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that
needed done at their house. He said that it took
a couple days but on the third day he came home
to a clean house and the dishes were all washed
and put away.
The second man had married a woman from West
Virginia .
He bragged that he had given his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,
and cooking. He told them that the first day he
didn't see any results, but the next day it was
better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes was done, and he had a huge dinner on the
table.
The third man had married a New Jersey girl.
He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had set their new wives straight on their duties.
The first man had married a woman from Maryland
And bragged that he had told his wife she was
going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that
needed done at their house. He said that it took
a couple days but on the third day he came home
to a clean house and the dishes were all washed
and put away.
The second man had married a woman from West
Virginia .
He bragged that he had given his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,
and cooking. He told them that the first day he
didn't see any results, but the next day it was
better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes was done, and he had a huge dinner on the
table.
The third man had married a New Jersey girl.
He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!