Post by Yuk YuK on Feb 28, 2006 4:36:41 GMT -5
Subject: Federal Dog
A man is sitting in an airplane which is about to take off when
another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2 empty seats beside him.
The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking
quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they work for the
airline.
The airline rep said,"Don't mind Sniffer; he's a sniffing dog, the
best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work."
The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first
man,"Watch this." He tells the dog,"Sniffer, search."
Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman
for a few seconds. He then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the
handler's arm.
He says,"Good boy."
The airline rep turns to the first man and says,"That woman is in
possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and her seat
number for the police who will apprehend her on arrival."
"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs
about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to his seat, and places
two paws on the handler's arm. The airline rep says,"That man is
carrying cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this and the seat number."
"I like it!" says the first man.
A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone.
He then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and craps all over the aisle and the seat.
The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a
supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks,"What the hell is going on with this stupid dog?
The handler nervously replies,"He just found a bomb
A man is sitting in an airplane which is about to take off when
another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2 empty seats beside him.
The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking
quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they work for the
airline.
The airline rep said,"Don't mind Sniffer; he's a sniffing dog, the
best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work."
The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first
man,"Watch this." He tells the dog,"Sniffer, search."
Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman
for a few seconds. He then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the
handler's arm.
He says,"Good boy."
The airline rep turns to the first man and says,"That woman is in
possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and her seat
number for the police who will apprehend her on arrival."
"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs
about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to his seat, and places
two paws on the handler's arm. The airline rep says,"That man is
carrying cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this and the seat number."
"I like it!" says the first man.
A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone.
He then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and craps all over the aisle and the seat.
The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a
supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks,"What the hell is going on with this stupid dog?
The handler nervously replies,"He just found a bomb
