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Post by Lady [EoM] on Feb 19, 2006 4:52:45 GMT -5
Men are like?...
Men are like ........ Laxatives ......They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ........ Coffee ...... The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooo long to
mature.
Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ........ Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at but not very bright.
Men are like ........ Parking Spots ...... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
......Now give this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to
know!!!!!!!!!!
Men are like ........ Laxatives ......They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ........ Coffee ...... The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooo long to
mature.
Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ........ Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at but not very bright.
Men are like ........ Parking Spots ...... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
......Now give this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to
know!!!!!!!!!!
