Post by Yuk YuK on Feb 19, 2006 4:42:28 GMT -5
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked,"What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird."I had tolio as a child," he answered."You mean polio?" she asked."No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked "What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!""As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained."You mean measles?" she asked."No,
kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees." The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said."Let me guess...
Smallcox?"
THE TRUTH COMES OUT
A guy goes to the Post Office to interview for a job.
The interviewer asks him,"Are you a veteran?"
The guy says,"Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam."
"Good," says the interviewer,"That counts in your favor. Do
you have any service-related disabilities?"
The guy says,"In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an
explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn't
affect my ability to work, though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good
news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours
are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you started."
The guy says,"If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do
you want me to come at 10?"
"Well, here at the post office, we don't do anything
but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours.
No point of your coming in for that.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked,"What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird."I had tolio as a child," he answered."You mean polio?" she asked."No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked "What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!""As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained."You mean measles?" she asked."No,
kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees." The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said."Let me guess...
Smallcox?"
THE TRUTH COMES OUT
A guy goes to the Post Office to interview for a job.
The interviewer asks him,"Are you a veteran?"
The guy says,"Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam."
"Good," says the interviewer,"That counts in your favor. Do
you have any service-related disabilities?"
The guy says,"In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an
explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn't
affect my ability to work, though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good
news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours
are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you started."
The guy says,"If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do
you want me to come at 10?"
"Well, here at the post office, we don't do anything
but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours.
No point of your coming in for that.