Post by Yuk YuK on Feb 10, 2006 3:51:00 GMT -5
A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed
to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the
teacher insisted on NO baby talk !! You need to use "BIG
PEOPLE" words, she was always reminding them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend?
I went to visit my Nana".
No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use "Big
People" words !!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
I took a ride on a choo-choo".
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must
remember to use 'Big People' words".
She then asked Alex what he had done?
I read a book," he replied.
That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said."What book
did you read?"
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his
little chest and with great pride, and said "Winnie the shit".
Subject: ADULT SEX QUIZ
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs,
Wife, Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,but
you can't beat a blowjob.
Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a dick have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder
they get.
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow
your paycheck!
Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and
the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed Bioch with a yeast infection.
Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have
in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the
rubber breaks, you're screwed.
to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the
teacher insisted on NO baby talk !! You need to use "BIG
PEOPLE" words, she was always reminding them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend?
I went to visit my Nana".
No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use "Big
People" words !!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
I took a ride on a choo-choo".
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must
remember to use 'Big People' words".
She then asked Alex what he had done?
I read a book," he replied.
That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said."What book
did you read?"
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his
little chest and with great pride, and said "Winnie the shit".
Subject: ADULT SEX QUIZ
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs,
Wife, Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,but
you can't beat a blowjob.
Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a dick have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder
they get.
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow
your paycheck!
Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and
the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed Bioch with a yeast infection.
Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have
in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the
rubber breaks, you're screwed.
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