The Frog

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A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his
> doctor to complain that he is
having a problem with this cumbersome
> instrument and has had more than one
complaint."Doctor," he asked, in total
frustration,"Is there anything you
can do for me?"
The doctor replies,"Medically son, there
is nothing I can do.
But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you."
So the doctor gives him directions to the
witch. The man calls upon the witch and relays his story.
"Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I
need help. Can anything be done
to help me? You are my only hope."
The witch stares in amazement, scratches
her head, and then replies,"I think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep into the
forest. You will find a pond. In this pond,
you will find a frog sitting on
a log. This frog has magic power. You say to
the frog, will you marry me?
When the frog says no, your penis will lose
five inches."
The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest He found the frog and called out to it,"Will you marry me?"
The frog looked at him dejectedly and
replied,"NO."
The man looked down and suddenly his penis
was 5 inches shorter.
"WOW," he screamed out,"this is great!
But it's still too long at
20 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."
"Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.
The frog rolled its eyes back in its head
and screamed back,"NO!"
The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed,"This is
fantastic." He looked down at his penis again, 15
inches long and reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. He looked across the pond and yelled
out,"Frog! will you marry me?"
The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head,"How many times do I have to tell you?"

>>>>"NO, NO, NO!!!"

[nooodles]

I saw that coming but still very funny