Post by Yuk YuK on Jan 30, 2006 4:42:27 GMT -5
There's three old women on a park bench, then a man jumps out of the bushes
and flashes at them.
Two of the women have a stroke, the other one couldn't reach.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the
alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons."I'll make you
a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then
the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and
I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each
of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man
stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the
alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard
on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his
genital, unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free
drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer."I'll
pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke
up,"I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the
beer bottle."
One day Superman was flying along, feeling kind of horny. He had a busy day
ahead of him, but just had to satisfy his urge. So he decided he would fly
over to Wonder Woman's house to see what she was doing. As he got closer he
used his x-ray vision, and to his surprise, Wonder Women was lying on her
bed totally nude.
Superman thought "this is great! I'll just zip right in there, do my
business, and before she knows it, I'll be gone." So, Superman blasts in,
right on top of Wonder Woman, does the deed at light speed, and is gone in a
flash. Wonder Woman, not quite knowing what hit her said "WHOA! What was
that?" and the Invisible Man replied."I don't know, but my arse sure is
sore!"
and flashes at them.
Two of the women have a stroke, the other one couldn't reach.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the
alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons."I'll make you
a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then
the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and
I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each
of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man
stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the
alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard
on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his
genital, unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free
drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer."I'll
pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke
up,"I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the
beer bottle."
One day Superman was flying along, feeling kind of horny. He had a busy day
ahead of him, but just had to satisfy his urge. So he decided he would fly
over to Wonder Woman's house to see what she was doing. As he got closer he
used his x-ray vision, and to his surprise, Wonder Women was lying on her
bed totally nude.
Superman thought "this is great! I'll just zip right in there, do my
business, and before she knows it, I'll be gone." So, Superman blasts in,
right on top of Wonder Woman, does the deed at light speed, and is gone in a
flash. Wonder Woman, not quite knowing what hit her said "WHOA! What was
that?" and the Invisible Man replied."I don't know, but my arse sure is
sore!"
