Post by Yuk YuK on Jan 24, 2006 4:22:54 GMT -5
Subject: Never lie to your mother
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but
keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate,
Stephanie, was. Brian's mother had long been
suspicious of the relationship between Brian and
Stephanie, and now that she had seen her, this had
only made Mom more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if there was more
between them than met the eye. Reading his mom's
thoughts, Brian volunteered,"I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just
roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find our beautiful silver gravy ladle. You
don't suppose your mother took it, do you?"
Brian said,"Well, I doubt it, but I 'll send her an
e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you DID take the
gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you
DID NOT take the gravy ladle. But, the fact remains
that the gravy ladle has been missing ever since you
were here for dinner.
Several days later, Brian received a letter from his
mother that read:
Dear Son, I'm not saying that you DO sleep with
Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you DO NOT sleep
with Stephanie. But, the fact remains that if she were
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the
gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mother
LESSON OF THE DAY
.........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER.
Anyone who has been in the hospital or had a loved one in the
hospital
can certainly relate to this -----
A woman, calling a local hospital, said,"I'd like to find out how
Sarah Finkel, in Room 302 is doing...."
The operator says,"I will connect you with the nursing station."
3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"
"I would like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in Room 302".
"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Oh, yes.
Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two
full meals, her blood pressure is fine, her blood work
just came back as normal, she's going to be taken off
the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she
continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send
her home Tuesday at twelve o' clock."
The woman said,"Thank God! That's wonderful! Oh!
That's fantastic, that's wonderful news!"
The nurse said,"From your enthusiasm, I take it you
must be a close family member or a very close friend!"
"Not exactly, I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me shit!"
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but
keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate,
Stephanie, was. Brian's mother had long been
suspicious of the relationship between Brian and
Stephanie, and now that she had seen her, this had
only made Mom more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if there was more
between them than met the eye. Reading his mom's
thoughts, Brian volunteered,"I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just
roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find our beautiful silver gravy ladle. You
don't suppose your mother took it, do you?"
Brian said,"Well, I doubt it, but I 'll send her an
e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you DID take the
gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you
DID NOT take the gravy ladle. But, the fact remains
that the gravy ladle has been missing ever since you
were here for dinner.
Several days later, Brian received a letter from his
mother that read:
Dear Son, I'm not saying that you DO sleep with
Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you DO NOT sleep
with Stephanie. But, the fact remains that if she were
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the
gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mother
LESSON OF THE DAY
.........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER.
Anyone who has been in the hospital or had a loved one in the
hospital
can certainly relate to this -----
A woman, calling a local hospital, said,"I'd like to find out how
Sarah Finkel, in Room 302 is doing...."
The operator says,"I will connect you with the nursing station."
3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"
"I would like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in Room 302".
"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Oh, yes.
Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two
full meals, her blood pressure is fine, her blood work
just came back as normal, she's going to be taken off
the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she
continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send
her home Tuesday at twelve o' clock."
The woman said,"Thank God! That's wonderful! Oh!
That's fantastic, that's wonderful news!"
The nurse said,"From your enthusiasm, I take it you
must be a close family member or a very close friend!"
"Not exactly, I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me shit!"
