Post by Yuk YuK on Jan 22, 2006 5:36:58 GMT -5
A man takes the day off work and
decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he
notices a frog sitting next to
the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he
hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't
see anyone. Again, he
hears,"Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the
club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says
to the frog,"Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies,"Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" the man asks."Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK where to next?"
The frog replies,"Ribbit Las Vegas.
" They go to Las Vegas
and the guy says,"OK frog, now
what?" The frog says,"Ribbit Roulette." Upon
approaching the roulette table, The man
asks,"What do you think I should
bet?" The frog replies,"Ribbit
$3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the man figures what the heck.
Boom!
Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the
hotel. He sits the frog down and
says,"Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful."
The frog replies,
"Ribbit Kiss Me."
He figures why not,
since after all the frog did for
him, he deserves it. With a
kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl."And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room.
So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8
hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced
the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and
sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
organized to do their homework, then set up the
ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing
vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and
snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he
cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9
P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores
weren't finished, he went to bed where he was
expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by
the bed and said,"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied,"My son,
I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to
change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months
decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he
notices a frog sitting next to
the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he
hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't
see anyone. Again, he
hears,"Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the
club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says
to the frog,"Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies,"Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" the man asks."Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK where to next?"
The frog replies,"Ribbit Las Vegas.
" They go to Las Vegas
and the guy says,"OK frog, now
what?" The frog says,"Ribbit Roulette." Upon
approaching the roulette table, The man
asks,"What do you think I should
bet?" The frog replies,"Ribbit
$3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the man figures what the heck.
Boom!
Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the
hotel. He sits the frog down and
says,"Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful."
The frog replies,
"Ribbit Kiss Me."
He figures why not,
since after all the frog did for
him, he deserves it. With a
kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl."And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room.
So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8
hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced
the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and
sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
organized to do their homework, then set up the
ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing
vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and
snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he
cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9
P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores
weren't finished, he went to bed where he was
expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by
the bed and said,"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied,"My son,
I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to
change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months