Post by Yuk YuK on Jan 15, 2006 3:37:51 GMT -5
What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
You can drop her off anywhere.
What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.
How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
It isn't hard.
How can you piss off your wife while making love?
Call her from your mobile phone.
What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her
wedding night?
His last name.
What's the down side to a threesome?
You could disappoint two women instead of just one.
Why are hurricanes named after women?
Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
Thought for the Day ...
Never hold your farts in. They travel up
your spine, into your brain, and that's
where you get shitty ideas from.
You can drop her off anywhere.
What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.
How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
It isn't hard.
How can you piss off your wife while making love?
Call her from your mobile phone.
What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her
wedding night?
His last name.
What's the down side to a threesome?
You could disappoint two women instead of just one.
Why are hurricanes named after women?
Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
Thought for the Day ...
Never hold your farts in. They travel up
your spine, into your brain, and that's
where you get shitty ideas from.