Post by Yuk YuK on Dec 26, 2005 8:10:50 GMT -5
Subject: A Revengeful Wedding
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
it was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding,
at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to
the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances,to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing
such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said
he wanted to give everyone aspecial gift just from him. So taped to the
bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila
envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing
there, just watching theguests'reactions for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and said,"F--- you!" he turned to his bride and said,
"F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,"I'm outta
here!"
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While
most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out
about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
wrong. His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we
might get aMasterCard "priceless" commercial outta this? Elegant
wedding reception for 300 family members and Friends...$32,000 Wedding
photographs commemorating the occasion.................$3,000 Deluxe two week
honeymoon accommodations in Maui...............$8,500 The look on everyone's
face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best
man............... priceless!
There are some things money can't buy, for
everything else
there's MASTERCARD!!!
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
it was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding,
at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to
the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances,to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing
such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said
he wanted to give everyone aspecial gift just from him. So taped to the
bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila
envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing
there, just watching theguests'reactions for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and said,"F--- you!" he turned to his bride and said,
"F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,"I'm outta
here!"
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While
most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out
about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
wrong. His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we
might get aMasterCard "priceless" commercial outta this? Elegant
wedding reception for 300 family members and Friends...$32,000 Wedding
photographs commemorating the occasion.................$3,000 Deluxe two week
honeymoon accommodations in Maui...............$8,500 The look on everyone's
face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best
man............... priceless!
There are some things money can't buy, for
everything else
there's MASTERCARD!!!
