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Post by [EoM]Console on Dec 24, 2005 4:26:58 GMT -5
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight
from LA to NY.
The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun
game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer
persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun.
He explains how the game works:"I ask you a question, and if you don't
know the answer, you pay me, and visa-versa."
Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The chauvinistic lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he
will easily win the match, so he makes another offer:
"Okay, how about this "If you don't know the answer you pay me only $10,
but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $100." This catches the
blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment
unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question."What's the distance from the earth to
the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a
ten-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer,"What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop
computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with
his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his co-workers and friends he knows.
All to no avail.
After over an hour, of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He
wakes the blonde and hands her $100.
The blonde politely takes the $100 and turns away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blonde and
asks,"Well, so what IS the answer?"
Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer
$10, and goes back to sleep
from LA to NY.
The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun
game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer
persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun.
He explains how the game works:"I ask you a question, and if you don't
know the answer, you pay me, and visa-versa."
Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The chauvinistic lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he
will easily win the match, so he makes another offer:
"Okay, how about this "If you don't know the answer you pay me only $10,
but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $100." This catches the
blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment
unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question."What's the distance from the earth to
the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a
ten-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer,"What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop
computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with
his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his co-workers and friends he knows.
All to no avail.
After over an hour, of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He
wakes the blonde and hands her $100.
The blonde politely takes the $100 and turns away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blonde and
asks,"Well, so what IS the answer?"
Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer
$10, and goes back to sleep
