Post by Yuk YuK on Nov 29, 2005 8:20:32 GMT -5
A newlywed couple had only been married for a few
weeks. The husband, although very much in love,
couldn't wait to get out on the town and
party with his old buddies. So, he says to his new
wife,"Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are your going, coochy cooh...?" asked the
wife.
"I'm going to the bar pretty face, to have a beer."
The wife says,"You want a beer, my love?" She opens
the fridge and shows him 25 different bands of beers
from 12 different countries.
The husband didn't know what to do. The only thing
that he could think of saying was,"Yes, loolie
loolie...but at the bar...you know... they have frozen
mugs..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence. The wife
interupted him, saying,"You want a frozen glass,
puppy face?" She opened the freezer and handed
him a mug frozen solid.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said,"Yes, tootsie
roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres
that are really delicious...I won't be too long...I'll
be right back....I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the
oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors
d'oeuvres: spicy chicken wings, pigs in a blanket,
fried mushrooms, pork strips, cheese dips, etc.
"But sweetie, at the bar...you know...the guys are
cussing a swearing...."
The wife replies,"You want cussing and swearing cutie
pie? LISTEN YOU dickHEAD! DRINK YOUR fuckIN BEER IN
YOUR GOD damn FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR m*th*rf**k**g
SNACKS, BECAUSE YOUR AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE WITH YOUR
shithead FRIENDS ANYMORE! YOU GOT THAT, asshole
Whauhhaahaaahaaaa!
weeks. The husband, although very much in love,
couldn't wait to get out on the town and
party with his old buddies. So, he says to his new
wife,"Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are your going, coochy cooh...?" asked the
wife.
"I'm going to the bar pretty face, to have a beer."
The wife says,"You want a beer, my love?" She opens
the fridge and shows him 25 different bands of beers
from 12 different countries.
The husband didn't know what to do. The only thing
that he could think of saying was,"Yes, loolie
loolie...but at the bar...you know... they have frozen
mugs..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence. The wife
interupted him, saying,"You want a frozen glass,
puppy face?" She opened the freezer and handed
him a mug frozen solid.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said,"Yes, tootsie
roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres
that are really delicious...I won't be too long...I'll
be right back....I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the
oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors
d'oeuvres: spicy chicken wings, pigs in a blanket,
fried mushrooms, pork strips, cheese dips, etc.
"But sweetie, at the bar...you know...the guys are
cussing a swearing...."
The wife replies,"You want cussing and swearing cutie
pie? LISTEN YOU dickHEAD! DRINK YOUR fuckIN BEER IN
YOUR GOD damn FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR m*th*rf**k**g
SNACKS, BECAUSE YOUR AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE WITH YOUR
shithead FRIENDS ANYMORE! YOU GOT THAT, asshole
Whauhhaahaaahaaaa!