Dear Faculty and Staff

[[EoM]Console]

><< Dear Faculty and Staff:
>
> It has been brought to the administration's attention that
> some individuals throughout the system have been
> using foul language during the course of normal
> conversation with their coworkers.
>
> Due to complaints received from some employees who may
> be easily offended, this type of language will be no
> longer been tolerated. We do however, realize the
> critical importance of being able to accurately
> express your feelings when communicating with
> coworkers.
>
> Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been
> provided so that proper exchange of ideas and
> information can continue in an effective manner
> without risk of offending our more sensitive
> staff.
>
> TRY SAYING:
> Perhaps I can work late.
> INSTEAD OF:
> And when the f**k do you expect me to do this?
>
> TRY SAYING:
> I'm certain that isn't feasible.
> INSTEAD OF:
> No f**king way.
>
> TRY SAYING:
> Really?
> INSTEAD OF:
> You've got to be pooping me!
>
> TRY SAYING:
> Perhaps you should check with...
> INSTEAD OF:
> Tell someone who gives a poop.
>
> TRY SAYING:
> I wasn't involved in the project.
> INSTEAD OF:
> It's not my f**king problem.
>
> TRY SAYING:
> That's interesting.
> INSTEAD OF:
> What the f**k?
>
> TRY SAYING:
> I'm not sure this can be implemented.
> INSTEAD OF:
> This poop won't work.
>
> TRY SAYING:
> I'll try to schedule that.
> INSTEAD OF:
> Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
>
> TRY SAYING:
> He's not familiar with the issues.
> INSTEAD OF:
> He's got his head up his ass.
>
> TRY SAYING:
> Excuse me, sir?
> INSTEAD OF:
> Eat poop and die.
>
> TRY SAYING:
> So you weren't happy with it?
> INSTEAD OF:
> I disagree.
>
> TRY SAYING:
> I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
> INSTEAD OF:
> f**k it, I'm on salary.
>
> TRY SAYING:
> I don't think you understand.
> INSTEAD OF:
> Shove it up your ass.
>
> TRY SAYING:
> I love a challenge.
> INSTEAD OF:
> This job sucks.
>
> TRY SAYING:
> You want me to take care of that?
> INSTEAD OF:
> Who the hell died and made you boss?
>
> TRY SAYING:
> I see.
> INSTEAD OF:
> Blow me.
>
> TRY SAYING:
> I think you could use more training.
> INSTEAD OF:
> You don't know what the f**k you're doing.
>
> Thank You,
> Personnel
>>>
>
>

[[EoM]Pr0c3550r[Q2C]]

[EoM5killz]

FUck u pro!! this better not just be pointed at me u!! PoooPoooo head:P

[[EoM]Pr0c3550r[Q2C]]

Jul 6, 2008 18:09:17 GMT -5 @EoM5killz said:

FUck u pro!! this better not just be pointed at me u!! PoooPoooo head:P

lol, This is in the JOKE category, first posted Nov 21 , 2005

Chill man ;D

AND why didn't you log in shithead ?!

I love your reply at TS
tastyspleen.net/quake/forums/index.php?topic=8829.15


LMAO