LMAO !

[[EoM] The Gaffer]

This is the DUMBEST thing ive ever heard. Most people use AOL because it isnt Hacker friendly? If you want to hack you need a different ISP! AOL really Blows. And they talk about quake in here !

www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html


6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

This is just a part of the story LOL

[Yuk YuK]

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "ADM", this is genuine cause for alarm. ADM is a third-world based company who make inferior,"knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. ADM chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.


ROFL!!! ADM is a third world based country LMFAO... what a tard.

[simplicity [EoM]]

"Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor","Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash"."



OMG, fuck, apparently learning Perl makes me a l337 h4ck3r!

I better go whip myself now...


Seriously though, this whole article MUST be a joke...

[simplicity [EoM]]

*blinks*

fuck shit ass bastard chessewhizzing........


there's a filter on here?

[[EoM]Console]

Yes, its a satire

and

Yes, there is a profanity filter.

Filter under review.



Peace

[Administrator]

I will rework the filter and spice it up.